There are times on this planet when things happen of a supernatural nature. When things like this happen, it is clear the world will never be the same. On March 2nd, 22 years ago, a being was brought to this earth of an entirely different nature, and he would go on to rule this world, not with an iron fist, but with a smile and a sense of charisma so bright that it could light up and warm the earth long after the eclipsing of the natural sun. And after the last great war was over, and the cannons and gunshots had silenced, somewhere far in the distance, and over the hills and valleys, you could hear the seismic voice of a natural god proclaiming “Josh Walker cares about you!”
Happy Birthday, Walker
THE RAD ONE 
i smell a writing career
YAY! HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOSH!
this is definitely an appropriate amount of epicness for mr walker. nicely done, joe!
The epicness of that story brought a tear to my eye; a tear of joy.
happy b day i love uuuuuu. we gotta skate WE GOTTA